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Favorite Tweet of the Day

“Wish triscuits would focus less on that basket weave design and more on not tasting like actual basket.” @HonestToddler

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Favorite Tweet of the Day

“It may seem like I have my shit together, but honestly I just learned how to spell February correctly.” @Weinerdog4life Editor’s Note: This is how I feel everyday!!  

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“”I’m not mad. Why would I be mad?” – girls who are mad ” bmarked21

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“I can hear my girlfriend in the other room cleaning up my cat’s pee. As soon as I think she’s done, I’m going to yell out “I’ll do it babe!” Markleggett **My life for 7 years**

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“The first question aliens will ask our leaders is why that peanut is wearing a top hat and monocle.” CarlyCastle

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“We go to college to get a good job to buy an expensive tv to watch truck drivers on the discovery channel.” Hipstermermaid

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“I do 5 sit-ups every morning. It may not sound like much, but there’s only so many times you can hit the snooze button.” iAmSuzieA

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” Sorry I’m two hours late for work but I was trying to open a Toaster Strudel icing packet with wet hands.” Badbanana

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“According to Proactiv commercials, people with acne are incapable of being happy AND finding love. Tough break, mutants.” JordyHamrick

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“The Hamburglar burgled HAM. If he stole burgers, he’d be called the Hamburgerburglar.” donni

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