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Favorite Tweet of the Day

“Running into someone from high school that got fat is better than Christmas.” hipstermermaid

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Favorite Tweet of the Day

“Don’t exercise so you can live longer. Exercise so when you’re about to die you can think, “at least I don’t have to exercise anymore”. ThatNihilistGuy

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“In my next life, I’d like to come back as one of those girls who “forgets” to eat.” MrsRupertPupkin

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“My cousins baby child keeps pointing at me and saying ‘cat’ AmazingPhil

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“Sometimes I pretend my hoodie sleeves are elephant trunks. My vote counts just as much as yours” RZilla24

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“I have a feeling drinking Coke all these years is probably more detrimental to polar bears than global warming.” Fauxjohnmadden

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“Not a single character in any horror or sci-fi film can possibly ever have watched even one horror or sci-fi film.” Mojavephonebooth

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“I wore Pirates of the Caribbean pajama pants to the gym and ran backwards on the treadmill because I want a nickname there.” SucittaM

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“Think about how much women could accomplish if they didn’t spend half the day taking pictures of themselves in bathroom mirrors.” Barebakassassin

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“Everyone’s a feminist until they’re stuck on a sinking ship.” LittleHarmonica

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